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Merch for anyone who is totally fine. Everything is fine. Why do you ask?
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The goods
Tees $28 · Mugs $20 · Stickers $5.29. Universal designs that work on black, grey or white.
Put your own name on it
Know someone who's one juice box away from a meltdown? We'll make a tee with their name on it. $34
Email Asher for a custom teeSpelling it right is included. Free of charge.